Almost one week ago, we all gathered at our friend’s houses, dressed in gowns and beards, drank wine and celebrated an old tradition, Eurovision. Some acts were original: and some were sending a very strong message…
Some didn’t belong there, geographically:
But all in all, we can say one thing for certain, Britain still sucked.
Lack of movements on stage, a seemingly American song and some of the worst costumes or space suits we’ve ever seen, all bunched together to make us ask a very important question, are they doing this on purpose?
Is it time for Britain to retire the frilly dresses and bland lyrics? Are we ready to move out of our parent’s house yet? With the referendum coming up soon (yes, two years), are we ready to let go of “hello Europe” drinking games, and mid song costume changes?
We don’t think so, seeing as the UK was the country who tweeted about Eurovision the most.
By most, we really mean most.
So are we just talking about how cringe worthy we are, or are we thriving off something bigger here, big enough to make us stay?
Nope. We just love to comment on everything. Bring on next year, it may be our last!